"TV Duck"

Episode 1 "Just Another Day"

TV Duck watches too much TV. He's trying to cut down on fast food and

primetime reruns.

One day he was up on the 45th floor of Quack Towers visiting his broker to

leverage his accounts. TV Duck was standing on his brokers desk oblivious

to all the office staff trying to get him to sit in a chair. He walks off the desk

and continues to travel in thin air across the office above the floor and then

thru the big plate glass window. TV Duck was preoccupied checking his

portfolio as he walked thru the window out over the city streets, and he kept

going hundreds of feet above the street oblivious to the ground below.

Somewhere above the boulevard below he notices one of his mutual funds

has dropped in value and he became concerned.

Suddenly he comes out of his fog of preoccupation and noticed he was

walking across the street up in thin air. He panics and starts to fall. He drops

out of the sky and plunges down toward the traffic below. TV Duck is really

annoyed at falling out of the air. He pulls out his cell phone and calls 911.

He complains he's falling out of the air and what are they going to do about it.

The 911 operator tells the duck that the GPS is tracking him and since he is

a duck he should start flying. TV Duck argues with the emergency operator

that he is a duck of means and importance and they had better do something.

As he falls he notices the ground closing in on him. Still he argues with the

911 operator. Please Mr. Duck the GPS says you should start flying. TV Duck

notices he is on a collision course with a commuter bus. Still he continues to

argue as he falls closer and closer to the bus. Finally as he closes in on the

bus he starts flapping his wings and barely clears the roof of the bus.

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